{"product_id":"2940016380490","title":"MacHassan Ah","description":"Waist-held in the chains and soused in the fifty-foot-high spray, Joe Byng eyed his sounding lead that swung like a pendulum below him, and named it sacrilege.\u003cbr\u003e\"This 'ere navy ain't a navy no more,\" he muttered. \"This 'ere's a school- gal promenade, 'and-in-'and, an' mind not to get your little trotters wet, that's what this is, so 'elp me two able seamen an' a red marine!\"\u003cbr\u003eFrom the moment that the lookout, lashed to the windlass drum up forward, had spied the little craft away to leeward and had bellowed his report of it through hollowed hands between the thunder of the waves, Joe Byng had had premonitory symptoms of uneasiness. He had felt in his bones that the navy was about to be nose-led into shame.\u003cbr\u003eAt the wheel, both eyes on the compass, as the sea law bids, but both ears on the more-even-than-usual-alert, Curley Crothers felt the same sensations but expressed them otherwise.\u003cbr\u003e\"Admiral's orders!\" he muttered. \"Maybe the admiral was drunk?\"\u003cbr\u003eThe brass gongs clanged down in the bowels of H.M.S. Puncher and she gradually lost what little weigh she had, rolling her bridge ends under in the heave and hollow of a beam-on monsoon sea.\u003cbr\u003e\"How much does he say he wants?\" asked her commander.\u003cbr\u003eJoe Byng in the chains and Curley Crothers at the wheel both recognized the quarter tone instantly, and diagnosed it with deadly accuracy; every vibration of his voice and every fiber of his being expressed exasperation, though a landsman might have noticed no more than contempt for what he had seen fit to log as \"half a gale.\"\u003cbr\u003e\"He says he'll take us in for fifty pounds, sir.\"\u003cbr\u003e\"Oh! Tell him to make it shillings, or else to get out of my course!\"\u003cbr\u003eIt is not much in the way of Persian Gulf Arabic that a man picks up from textbooks but at garnering the business end of beach-born dialects — the end that gets results at least expense of time or energy — the Navy goes even the Army half a dozen better. The sublieutenant's argument, bawled from the bridge rail to the reeling little boat below, was a marvel in its own sweet way; it combined abuse and scorn with a cataclysmic blast of threat in six explosive sentences.\u003cbr\u003e\"He says he'll take us in for ten pounds, sir,\" he reported, without the vestige of a smile.\u003cbr\u003e\"Oh! Ask Mr. Hartley to step up on the bridge, will you?\"","brand":"WDS Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47174810173680,"sku":"2940016380490","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940016380490_p0.jpg?v=1763634882","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940016380490","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}