{"product_id":"2940016455655","title":"Kill Me Dead or I'll Be Back!","description":"We've all heard this line before. \"You better kill me dead, if you don't, I'll be back.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat's exactly what Tim said to these men that were terrorizing the town he was raised in.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThese three brothers Dave, Tom and Jack were the most hated in the town of Hattiesfield.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSomehow these brothers didn't have anything better to do like have a job. They were always drinking heavily and getting into fights with the men in town because they would flirt with their women and carry it just a little too far.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne day when Tim was driving home a car pulled up right beside him and one of the men rolled down his passenger side window and said \"Hey Tim do you want a race?\"\u003cbr\u003eTim replied \"Not interested.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Are you chicken?\" asked Jack, one of the passengers in Tom’s car.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"No! Why don't you guys leave me alone!\" exclaimed Tim.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe men started laughing and calling Tim chicken. \u003cbr\u003eTom decided to play chicken with Tim so he slowed the car down, and got behind Tim's car and tapped his bumper several times. Tim started driving faster, but Tom wasn't about to let up on the chase. Tim finally lost control of his vehicle and his car went off into the ditch and caught on fire. Tom pulled his car over and all three men got out of the car and pulled Tim from his burning car.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTim said \"Thanks! I was almost a dead man.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJack said \"Did you really think we pulled you out of your burning car to save your life. We only pulled you out because we're going to whoop your ass!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTim replied \"Why?\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDave chimed in as he took a swig of beer and said \"We like terrorizing this town.\"\u003cbr\u003eThen Dave started kicking Tim in his side. Tim moaned and said \"You better kill me dead or I'll be back!\"","brand":"Drac Von Stoller","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47156173766896,"sku":"2940016455655","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940016455655_p0.jpg?v=1763948334","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940016455655","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}