{"product_id":"2940016455747","title":"No More Mr. Nice Guy","description":"Henry Bates had a very reclusive life, until one day the constant nagging from his wife made him snap, and things started dying. All Henry wanted was to enjoy his retirement like any normal hard working man, but his wife had other plans and retirement wasn't one of those.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne day when Henry was relaxing by the fire, his wife Marjorie came up to him and said \"Henry, I thought I told you to take out the trash, sweep the floor and clean out the attic. This isn't a hotel and just because you have retired I'm not going to watch you lay around while things need to be done.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMarjorie went on and on for hours as Henry would get up from his recliner and do as she commanded, but as Henry tried to please his wife, the nagging still persisted. \u003cbr\u003eHenry said \"That's it!\" \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"That's what?\" asked Marjorie.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHenry shouted, \"You'll see!” \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Henry, get back here this instant,\" yelled Marjorie.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHenry went into the garage and grabbed a shovel. As Marjorie was pointing her finger and calling him names, Henry swung the shovel, hitting her upside the head and Marjorie hit the floor. Henry knew if she got up off the floor she would have him arrested for assault and battery and attempted murder, so Henry said to himself, \"What am I going to do?\" as he was pacing back and forth in the kitchen. Henry decided to finish her off. So Henry gave Marjorie another hard whack upside the head. Then he knelt down to feel her pulse, but there was none. Henry said \"I'm glad I finally stood up to that battle axe and put her in her place.\" Henry picked up his dead wife’s body and placed her in a chair in the attic and locked the door behind him. Henry was whistling as he was walking down the stairs back to his recliner to take a nap, as the warm fire calmed his nerves.","brand":"Drac Von Stoller","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47156173832432,"sku":"2940016455747","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940016455747_p0.jpg?v=1763950332","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940016455747","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}