{"product_id":"2940016458441","title":"Stories for Slackers and Sluggards","description":"TABLE OF CONTENTS:\u003cbr\u003eThe Masque of the Red Death - Edgar Allan Poe\u003cbr\u003eDr. Heidegger’s Experiment - Nathaniel Hawthorne\u003cbr\u003eBartleby, the Scrivner - Herman Melville\u003cbr\u003eThe Open Boat - Stephen Crane\u003cbr\u003eTo Build a Fire - Jack London\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou were very lazy in high school and you did as little as possible to squeeze by, including totally avoiding any course or reading that required even a minimal effort on your part.  Shame on you!  Shame on you!  \u003cbr\u003eYou copied study guides from friends and leaned heavily on Cliff Notes and other sources of simplified information to help you cheat your way through almost everything you did.  Don’t you despise yourself?   \u003cbr\u003eAnd now, quite naturally, you feel a little guilty when you think back on how your whole life is based on being a sneak and a hypocrite.  \u003cbr\u003eBut it is never too late.  You can redeem yourself.  Read the following typical high school English class short stories.  There will be no study guides, no pop quizzes, no tests, and no essay to bother with.  Simply read the stories.  Here is your last chance to begin the long struggle back to a normal level of self-esteem.  You can do it!  Just believe in yourself!  You can do it!","brand":"Shamrock Eden Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47153173889264,"sku":"2940016458441","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940016458441_p0.jpg?v=1763655241","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940016458441","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}