{"product_id":"2940016458649","title":"DitzAbled Princess: A Comical Diary Inspired by Real Life","description":"Jewel at 33 is a Princess in her own right.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShe's a fun-loving, demanding Diva who loves to shop as much she loves to write. Jewel is the apple of everyone's eye--be it her doting family, her doctor for her never-ending bowel issues, her pushy book editor and especially her frugal husband's soft spot. So, what's Jewel 's weakness? Her pet dogs: Snowie and Dolly. Particularly, naughty Snowie who is known to pee wherever he fancies--including Dolly's face!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor Jewel, her physical disability doesn't dampen her spirits. Rather, it enhances them. She gets to use an unusual fashion accessory (Imagine: A hot pink elbow crutch.) She gets out of doing housework. She gets carried up-and-down stairs like a Princess a la command. Jewel may be horribly messy, terrible with numbers and a workaholic, but nobody can imagine life without her. Not that she would let them, anyway! She has a big mouth, remember?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFrom Marvelous Spirit Press www.MarvelousSpirit.com","brand":"Loving Healing Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47153367875824,"sku":"2940016458649","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940016458649_p0.jpg?v=1763636237","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940016458649","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}