{"product_id":"2940016500799","title":"My First Car Was a Motorcycle, My First Girl Was a Woman","description":"\"On turning eighteen and after surveying the nonexistent landscape of my sexual history, I decided it was time to lose my virginity. Unfortunately, I didn't have anyone to lose my virginity with because in addition to being a late bloomer sexually, I was a late bloomer emotionally and socially. In other words, there weren't a lot of girls in my life. And by a lot I mean any. So, I turned to my only recourse: the world's oldest profession.\"  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWelcome to the hilarious, sexy, wild, and captivating world of Hedley Turk. In My First Car Was a Motorcycle, My First Girl Was a Woman, Turk creates a new genre--Memoir on Steroids--with his outrageously hilarious, charmingly poignant, and always candid style of nonfiction storytelling. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHedley Turk loses his virginity to a professional; he rides his motorcycle through a crowded New York City department store; Brad Pitt steals his girlfriend; he finds himself homeless, living in a car with his dog, surviving on bagels; and a mishap with his girlfriend prompts a 911 operator to ask, \"You have your what stuck where?\" And there's much more! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA classic page-turner, My First Car Was a Motorcycle, My First Girl Was a Woman is laugh-out-loud funny and difficult to put down, showcasing Turk's unmistakable voice as one of the freshest and funniest in American writing.","brand":"Global Book Group","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47163556430064,"sku":"2940016500799","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940016500799_p0.jpg?v=1763636859","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940016500799","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}