{"product_id":"2940016535838","title":"LIKE A ROLLING TOMBSTONE - 100 Reasons To Put The FUN In Funeral!","description":"Let's celebrate the memory losses, the menus with microscopic lettering, the herniated discs, the hair transplants, the receding gums, the racks stacked with \"Easy Fitting\" Levis – on second thought, let's NOT!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLook at the icons of your youth. James Taylor, David Crosby, Grace Slick – need we say more? Did you think you were going to ESCAPE their fate?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDid you believe moisturizers and massages and meditation classes were going to save you? Forget about it! (as they say down at the Alzheimer's clinic).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEvery little pain, every little twitch, every little word you can't see without reading glasses is a BIG SIGN of things to come. But the good news is – there is no good news! You old fart, you are SO gullible!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTherefore (if your tear ducts are still functioning) get this comical volume and weep – with laughter, that is. Since laughter is the best medicine for combating the effects of getting older – next to Metamucil, of course!","brand":"The Funny Guy Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47081526198512,"sku":"2940016535838","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940016535838_p0.jpg?v=1763637453","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940016535838","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}