{"product_id":"2940016664088","title":"The Murder at Muffet's Place and Other Poetic Parodies","description":"Gregorian chants uttered by dying Vikings... fat Sith lords... classic Yeti rock... Roman emperors invading Hades... a famous Greek hero on trial for murder... roasted parakeets... a battle between a famous radioactive Japanese monster and a legendary Chinese hero... a Bible villain’s missing wife... and, of course, one dead spider.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThese are just a few of the victims in poetry blogger Will Shakespeare’s new poetry collection. Containing some of his favorites from the blog, as well as several never-before-seen pieces, this book serves as a classic introduction to his sometimes twisted poetry.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNOTE: No spiders, monsters, Sith, Romans, Vikings, etc. were harmed during the writing of these parodies. (At least not that we know of.)","brand":"Defiant Publishing LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47071474188528,"sku":"2940016664088","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940016664088_p0.jpg?v=1763639645","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940016664088","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}