{"product_id":"2940016773889","title":"The Importance of Being Earnest","description":"FIRST ACT\u003cbr\u003eSCENE\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMorning-room in Algernon’s flat in Half-Moon Street.  The room is luxuriously and artistically furnished.  The sound of a piano is heard in the adjoining room.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e[Lane is arranging afternoon tea on the table, and after the music has ceased, Algernon enters.]\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAlgernon.  Did you hear what I was playing, Lane?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLane.  I didn’t think it polite to listen, sir.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAlgernon.  I’m sorry for that, for your sake.  I don’t play accurately—any one can play accurately—but I play with wonderful expression.  As far as the piano is concerned, sentiment is my forte.  I keep science for Life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLane.  Yes, sir.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAlgernon.  And, speaking of the science of Life, have you got the cucumber sandwiches cut for Lady Bracknell?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLane.  Yes, sir.  [Hands them on a salver.]\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAlgernon.  [Inspects them, takes two, and sits down on the sofa.]  Oh! . . . by the way, Lane, I see from your book that on Thursday night, when Lord Shoreman and Mr. Worthing were dining with me, eight bottles of champagne are entered as having been consumed.","brand":"Hannah Stuart","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47156247625968,"sku":"2940016773889","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940016773889_p0.jpg?v=1763641432","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940016773889","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}