{"product_id":"2940032877264","title":"Billy's Book","description":"\u003cp\u003eBilly Crump is the local stable boy. Fed up with mucking out horses, he sneaks into the wizard's lab, concocts a potion using all the rare and expensive ingredients, and somehow ends up with a talking book. His first thought? Sell the book ... and say goodbye to horse muck forever!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA 5000 word fantasy\/comedy story\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e--\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Who's there? What's talkin'?\"\u003cbr\u003eThe book fluttered. \"Who do you think, you two-legged disaster zone?\"\u003cbr\u003e\"A talkin' book?\" Emotions ran over Billy's face like drops of food dye in a goldfish bowl. Surprise was followed by bafflement, bafflement by comprehension and comprehension by cunning. \"I could sell you,\" he said under his breath. \"I could sell you an' then I wouldn't have to muck out no more stables.\"\u003cbr\u003e\"Sell me?\" squeaked the book. \"You don't even own me!\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Haynes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47077024530672,"sku":"2940032877264","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940032877264_p0.jpg?v=1763950228","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940032877264","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}