{"product_id":"2940032877301","title":"Yard Fail","description":"When Ralph Swindon tinkers in his workshop, the whole world holds its breath ...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA 2700-word short story.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTrivia: Features the characters from Sleight of Hand.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e--\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI was rinsing my hair when Jenny hammered on the door, yelling something about an accident at Ralph's place. Despite the hot water I felt a sudden chill.\u003cbr\u003e\"Is he okay?\" I yelled.\u003cbr\u003eNo reply.\u003cbr\u003eI killed the taps, shoved the clingy curtain aside and stumbled from the shower. Half blinded, I slipped and groped around the bathroom until I found the towel. I wiped the soap from my face, wrapped the towel round my waist and ran for the hall. I know the kind of things Ralph messes with in that workshop of his, and an 'accident' could have levelled the street.","brand":"Simon Haynes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47068783476976,"sku":"2940032877301","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940032877301_p0.jpg?v=1763950172","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940032877301","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}