{"product_id":"2940033089949","title":"Time Watch","description":"\u003cp\u003eJim here.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLook, I was just sitting at the pool chatting with Liz, the big titted blonde chick from England, when all of a sudden these goons pop in out of nowhere and try to blow my head off!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey had wrist watches like mine, so I guess they were time travelers. Probably want MY watch back.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo way, dudes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'd been using my watch to buy comic books from 1963. But once that happened, I knew I had to check out the future where my watch came from. I'd been meaning to, but I kept putting it off.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut if they're going to send people back to KILL me... hey. NOT COOL.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen Mr. X gave me the watch, he told me the date that he'd jumped in from. So I knew the time had come.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut I had no idea what was waiting for me in the late 21st Century. An alien conspiracy to destroy Earth, an army of crazy time travelers in their employ... and a gorgeous and sexy female artificial intelligence who was my only ally in the war to save Earth's future.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo way I'm getting out of this alive...\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"D.A. Madigan","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47173266079984,"sku":"2940033089949","price":1.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940033089949_p0.jpg?v=1763953655","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940033089949","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}