{"product_id":"2940033114191","title":"I've Been Deader","description":"\u003cp\u003eBeing undead never felt more alive. Fred's just an ordinary zombie until one day he learns a trick.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe undead had a good run at the beginning, but once the breathers get organized, it's only a matter of time before zombies go the way of pet rocks and sea monkeys. They need a hero. They need Fred. Fred is a natural dead leader with a flair for poetry and a fierce love for his son, Timmy. Unfortunately, as far as the undead are concerned, the only good Timmy is a dead Timmy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThings look grim for the undead until Fred flies into a rage trying to make popcorn and discovers he has a talent for controlling zombies. Now the undead are organized and, like the unions, in a position to destroy America. Is there no one who can stop them? More importantly, do we want them to?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I've Been Deader\" tells its story through a series of short chapters designed to read like flash fiction. Today's readers want it fast, short and entertaining, and that's what I give them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Adam Sifre","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47077244535024,"sku":"2940033114191","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940033114191_p0.jpg?v=1763953862","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940033114191","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}