{"product_id":"2940033200528","title":"\"I'm Pretty\" (Envy)","description":"\u003cp\u003eA beautiful reality TV star indulges a new obsession when she rekindles an old flame.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGenre: Fiction (pop culture \/ contemporary \/ dark humor)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLength: 11,000 words\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* This story features in Bad Romance (7 Deadly Sins Anthology).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNote: \"Envy is the desire for others' traits, status, abilities, or situation.\" -- Deadly Sins\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* * *\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eReviews:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Smart and articulate.\"\u003cbr\u003e-- Cliff Burns, Black Dog Press\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I thought your parody of Twilight was very funny. (I have only read the beginning so far.)\"\u003cbr\u003e-- Reader \/ Customer Email (from U.K.) | on “Literary Heroin”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Great characters and a fascinating look at today's culture.\"\u003cbr\u003e-- Kipp Poe | Review on \"The Intern\" (YA Sins07, Lust)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eExcerpt [\"I'm Pretty\" (Envy)]:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCast:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKimi Kazandjian (31 years old)\u003cbr\u003eKobi Brown (33 years old)\u003cbr\u003eValencia (29 years old; Kobi's wife)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e=====\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKimi:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Mirror, mirror, on the wall\u003cbr\u003eWho's the fairest of them all?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMe, me, me, of course--that goes without saying!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKourtnee is tiny but she's looking old. Khloee is the tallest of us Kazandjian sisters though she looks like an ogre.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHey, what can I do? I inherited the good genes. It's just TOO BAD.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEven with all the plastic surgery which haters say make me \"fake,\" it's the real me that my fans are in love with. Everything we put out there on our reality TV show is 100% real, even when it's scripted (we live and act out the scripts, so how can it be fake?).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlastic surgery isn't any different from plonking pounds of make-up on your face anyway. You're still enhancing looks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLook at my boobs, my ass, my perfect face.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy mama was right: Looks are Worth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAuthor Bio:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJess is an author\/artist\/non-conformist who’s dedicated to writing original stories that are both meaningful and entertaining.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMost of Jess’s work is fueled by an intense drive to inspire others to favor social\/spiritual values over shallow values. Visit her website for free samples and more!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jess C Scott","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47073198047472,"sku":"2940033200528","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940033200528_p0.jpg?v=1763658365","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940033200528","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}