{"product_id":"2940033250783","title":"Living for Damn Near Ever with the #%@\u0026*! Dog","description":"\u003cp\u003eMy wife wanted a dog. I was certain that I never wanted one. When our daughters came along, she insisted that a dog would fill out our family happily. I knew better, but lost the argument.\u003cbr\u003eThis is the story of everything I did to delay their acquiring a dog and what happened when they finally succeeded against my wishes. It recounts many of the odd happenings that accompanied our divergent views on dog ownership, especially as the animal in question managed to live far longer than dogs are supposed to.\u003cbr\u003eA first person account, the characters are Wife, Daughter #1, Daughter #2 and dog with minor appearances of a neighbor, his son, a couple of dog care helpers and the vet.\u003cbr\u003eWritten as a humorous story, it is suitable for anyone who has been exasperated by pet ownership and for those who really don't like dogs. The devoted dog lover should read something else.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Stuart Cohen","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47105623195888,"sku":"2940033250783","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940033250783_p0.jpg?v=1763658579","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940033250783","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}