{"product_id":"2940033264278","title":"The Vampire Hunter Comes To Call (The Vampire's Housekeeper Chronicles, # 2)","description":"\u003cp\u003eBeing a vampire's housekeeper definitely has its downsides. The walls bleed. The ghosts play pranks, and the boss can get murderously angry if his prune juice runs low.\u003cbr\u003eIn this hilarious follow-up to Employment Interview With A Vampire, Deidre struggles to keep her sanity and her patience in the face of her boss's many \"peculiarities\". Nathaniel is unliving proof that tempers don't necessarily sweeten with age; he stubbornly clings to his gramophone, denounces the Internet as witch magic and is still fuming over the passage of the nineteenth amendment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo Deidre, one thing is clear. Nathaniel needs to get a life...or at least an undead life. When Deidre takes it upon herself to expand her curmudgeon boss's social circle, she has no way of knowing that her efforts will bring a vampire hunter calling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eArmed with a walker, a fanny pack filled with stakes and a 40-year-old quest for vengeance, Silas may just prove Nathaniel's match.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWill the battle between Nathaniel and the vampire hunter be a fight to the death, or will someone break a hip first? And what happens to Deidre if the prune juice runs out? Find out in this satirical short story. (Approximately 6,700 words)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"J Bennett","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47176213266672,"sku":"2940033264278","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940033264278_p0.jpg?v=1763659032","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940033264278","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}