{"product_id":"2940044243965","title":"Fun With Pi (3.14)","description":"\u003cp\u003eWarning\u003cbr\u003eThis is a serious book containing a number used for circles and stuff. It is not for the amateur. Always consult a qualified mathematician when dealing with Pi. Consider yourself warned.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAbout Pi\u003cbr\u003eHi, I am the author. It is with much delight I am able to provide you with this life changing number called Pi. It took mathematicians many years to discover and is used to do important stuff to circles with.\u003cbr\u003eIt is a relatively unknown fact that Pi runs our everyday lives.\u003cbr\u003eYou see circles are everywhere and without Pi they would not exist. If circles didn’t exist we wouldn’t have the wheel. If we didn’t have the wheel we couldn’t use a car to buy food at a drive-thru. Then where would we be as a species, back pushing Stone Age square wheels up a hill? That is not the life I want for my children. Do you?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat would you do with an e-book full of Pi?\u003cbr\u003eGive Pi as the reason for your relationship breakup\u003cbr\u003eEmail the first 100,000 numbers to a dear friend 3 AM in the morning\u003cbr\u003eGive you something to read on the toilet\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eValue\u003cbr\u003eThe usual price of this e-book is $314, which is an UNBELIEVABLE saving of $313.01\u003cbr\u003eYou know that it is an unbelievable price because unbelievable is written all in capitals.\u003cbr\u003eYou also get Pi written in Arial font.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGuarantee\u003cbr\u003eI give you my personal guarantee that this is the real deal. You won’t buy this and find it only lasts a few months and have to buy another one.\u003cbr\u003eApparently there are a number of counterfeit Pi knock offs flooding in from China. Avoid all imitations. How can you tell this is the real deal? Look at my review ratings. Only the elite humans of this world have left me a positive review. Thank you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat do you get in this e-book?\u003cbr\u003eThis book contains Pi to 1 Million places.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs there more?\u003cbr\u003eNo.\u003cbr\u003eBy owning a copy of Pi you gain a place as one of the famous elite in history. The same level as the likes of Isaac Newton and Archimedes, both people couldn’t have done science stuff or even drawn a circle without Pi.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFun things to do with Pi\u003cbr\u003eCount Pi\u003cbr\u003eCount Pi backwards\u003cbr\u003eRecite it to family and friends at birthday parties\u003cbr\u003eTake a cell phone selfie with you and Pi and post on social media\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs a Bonus\u003cbr\u003ePlace it under your pillow to improve your sleep\u003cbr\u003eGive Pi to your boss for a holiday gift\u003cbr\u003eSome people reported better sex even before reading this book\u003cbr\u003ePut a $ sign in front of Pi to increase your bank balance. With that amount of money you could buy anything. Imagine owning all the cars in the world or Australia.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDon’t wait to buy it now.\u003cbr\u003eAsk yourself how have you lived for so long with-out this e-book?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI can only offer this book for a limited time as Pi may not be around forever.\u003cbr\u003eEveryday mathematicians are working tirelessly on whiteboards while we sleep. Their goal is to replace Pi with a new number. Let us hope that the mathematicians do not succeed.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"J. R. Whittaker","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47074883043568,"sku":"2940044243965","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940044243965_p0.jpg?v=1763661614","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940044243965","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}