{"product_id":"2940044260252","title":"Crawling Distance","description":"\u003cp\u003eCrawling Distance is the official, non-technical expression, applied (in general terms) to the distance between your favourite local boozer, and your home.\u003cbr\u003eIt may, however, be applied to the distance between any pub in your locality, and your home, subject to actual distance, and of course, your tolerance to alcohol…\u003cbr\u003eMore specifically, Crawling Distance is the distance you would be prepared, or indeed able, to actually crawl in the (probable) event of inebriation, and\/or missing the last bus home\/having no taxi fare (because you spent it on fish ‘n’ chips… twice).\u003cbr\u003eHence the expressions ‘Minimum Crawling Distance’ and ‘Maximum Crawling Distance’, used to aid the selection of an appropriate ‘alternative’ venue.\u003cbr\u003eIf you have ever experienced any difficulty in assessing whether or not a particular pub is ‘within Crawling Distance’, the rule of thumb is that if you can walk there comfortably, then you’ll probably be able to crawl back.\u003cbr\u003eAbove all, it should be noted that ‘Crawling Distance’ is not to be confused with ‘Staggering Distance’. Crawling Distance is the shortest route home; Staggering Distance can, more often than not, be the longest… and doesn’t necessarily guarantee actually making it home…\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCrawling Distance by Stanski, is a kind of ‘fly-on-the-wall’ account of ‘your’ Friday Night Mission To Get Leathered With Your Mates. This most traditional of traditional routines, is told from the (allegedly) objective perspective of the ‘narrator’, who is, in fact, your conscious self, or your conscience…\u003cbr\u003eCan you keep it together between you, with all that alcohol you’re bound to consume (if you’re taking the Mission seriously), or will both aspects of your character succumb to its effects…?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Stanski","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47155670581488,"sku":"2940044260252","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940044260252_p0.jpg?v=1763959252","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940044260252","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}