{"product_id":"2940044266599","title":"One Man-Eating Muskadore Gone To Wherever They Go","description":"\u003cp\u003eSecond and last in the Man-Eating Muskadore series.\u003cbr\u003eIf I never see another one, I'll die happy. Those things are vengeful SOB's - at times, I thought I was cracking up, always on the run from them. But early this morning, I packed a shovel in my car, and headed out to the old barn near Carp, where my dad Wib fought and killed one over fifty years ago. Maybe I was lucky, or maybe I saw evidence of Divine intervention today...I'll leave it to the reader to decide.\u003cbr\u003eAll I know now is what it feels like to be a man, at last. Proud. Confident. No more irrational fears of injury and death. It's no big deal to other people, but when you reach mature adulthood - manhood, in my case - you can just let go of so much you had needlessly been carrying, put your feet up, and have a beer with the top off.\u003cbr\u003eYou can make use of your adversities, or you can hide from them, and never become a mature adult. I'm sure everyone can agree to that.\u003cbr\u003eStrictly speaking, no adult-only content, but maybe parental guidance would be an idea for younger kids.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Robert E Vonne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47081368682736,"sku":"2940044266599","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940044266599_p0.jpg?v=1763958155","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940044266599","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}