{"product_id":"2940044274075","title":"Pimped to Satan","description":"\u003cp\u003eHorror at its raunchiest!\u003cbr\u003eStory by Joslyn Corvis\u003cbr\u003eCover art by Dan Dillard\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePimped to Satan (Unofficial title: \"Brosmary's Baby\")\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I probably would've called the story \"Brosmary's Baby\" if I had to choose a name, but that's just because it strikes me as funny.\"---from reader Ed Rendon\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePhil answers an orgy party invite on Gregslist, but what he thinks is going to be a night of complete sexual debauchery turns into an experience that will change his life forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot long after the party, the smells at Phil’s fast-food job, as well as other aromas, start to trigger his gag-reflex, leaving him in a constant state of nausea. His best friend and roommate, Manny, becomes concerned and makes him see a doctor, but with Phil having no insurance he has no choice but to seek help from Ned, a schoolmate since Kindergarten who is now a doctor. Although Phil is hesitant to ask for Ned’s expertise after victimizing him with childish prank after prank, even years after high school, he is also just that desperate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNew to the medical field, Ned was still in the habit of consulting with his father, also a doctor, before treating a patient, but this time he had to use his own medical knowledge to figure out what’s wrong with Phil. He runs the simplest test he can think of to find a possible cause for Phil’s perpetual stomach ailment: An ultrasound. Ned’s diagnosis? “It’s a…baby?”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut it’s not just any baby. This baby appears to have a tail. And horns. And cloven feet. Phil has been PIMPED TO SATAN.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRead on as the awkwardly homoerotic, yet touchingly sweet, relationship between Phil and Manny blossoms as they go through the ups and downs of Phil’s Devil-Baby pregnancy together. It’s a horrorifically heartwarming story about Bromance and the unconditional love a new parent holds for their child…Even if that child is the spawn of Satan.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joslyn Corvis","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47109542936816,"sku":"2940044274075","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940044274075_p0.jpg?v=1763661925","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940044274075","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}