{"product_id":"2940044277052","title":"Queen Wars: Two Princesses Snatching The Pea","description":"\u003cp\u003eShort Story, approx 15,400 words. Man, this story has it all. There is a powerful King and his beautiful but very evil wife the Queen. We have a helpless stepchild, no, not stepchild, an adopted child. Yet - still a stepchild and not actually adopted, which will all be revealed in time. Have you got that? We have a hot, sexy Fairy Queen. Well, there are several fairies, but only one Fairy Queen. Then there are a couple of elves and a plethora of other characters. In addition, it has sex; nasty, dripping, wet hot sex. Believe me; if you haven’t had hot magical sex, you just haven’t had sex. There is something about having sex while floating above the floor, which is outstanding. Actually, I exaggerated; there is not a whole lot of sex, because this is a fairytale after all. In fact, there is hardly any sex. Perhaps some euphemisms and innuendo, but that’s all.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWell there is diddling, do you count diddling as sex? You know bebopping, airing the orchid, teasing the kitty, seasoning the fish do you get it? Um, well I’ll continue then, the disappearing finger trick, circling the knoll, doodling the noodle, squeezing the peach, come on man you must understand by now. Oh I get it you are just seeing how far I will go.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOh, wait I’ve started this all wrong and you being a perceptive individual, already realized that. Here I am waffling on about sex and we have not begun this in a proper fairytale manner at all. Once upon a time.....\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Red Kittys Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47148342411504,"sku":"2940044277052","price":1.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940044277052_p0.jpg?v=1763661473","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940044277052","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}