{"product_id":"2940044312982","title":"She Only Wore a Shirt to the Funeral","description":"\u003cp\u003eAt a funeral, Brent can't help but notice a woman attending in what looks like just a black shirt. From the glimpse of panties as she sits down, to the knowing grin she gives him as he leaves, there's something special about this encounter. The reception brings a debate about whether she's wearing a shirt or a dress - but the answer stops mattering once it's crumpled up on the floor!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eContains explicit sex.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEXCERPT:\u003cbr\u003e“I was beginning to think you were chicken,” said a sultry voice from behind me. I turned around slowly, trying to use the time to think of an appropriate response.\u003cbr\u003eNo appropriate response was possible. Jade was sitting on a chair by the washer, her legs crossed enticingly. She wore the same smirk she’d given me from the cry room, her hands folded on her lap in such a way as to pull the shirt down, covering her legs just a little bit more.\u003cbr\u003eI shook my head. “Just careful. Private talks should remain private,” I replied.\u003cbr\u003eHer eyebrow shot up, and one of her fingers touched her upper lip, then ran down her chin. “Mmm. And what exactly do you want to talk about?” she asked.\u003cbr\u003eI leaned against the wall, next to the door. “Well, you’re the one who asked me in here, so I think that’s for you to say. By the way, I’m Brent, and I’m not part of the family.”\u003cbr\u003e“Good to hear. My name is Jade, and I think I caught you looking up my dress.”\u003cbr\u003eI shrugged. “I don’t think you can call that a dress, Jade. As far as I can tell, it’s just a long button-up dress shirt. And you can’t blame a guy for looking - we look because it’s weird, then we can’t look away because you’re gorgeous.”\u003cbr\u003eJade giggled. “This is a dress shirt, which still has the word ‘dress’ in it. Don’t you know it’s rude to look up a girl’s dress?” she pressed.\u003cbr\u003eI rolled my eyes and stepped closer to her. “Afraid it doesn’t count. I mean, look at this,” I said as I gestured at the open slit in the front, below the lowest button. “I couldn’t see your panties if you were wearing a dress. I’m sort of sorry that I looked in church, but you’ve got to be kidding me if you say you weren't trying to show off a little.”\u003cbr\u003eJade put her hand to her chest, like a delicate Southern flower who’d just been offended. “Why, I can’t imagine why you’d call this inappropriate!” she said in a shocked tone. Her words were accompanied by her uncrossing her legs, switching which one was on top. The scene was very Basic Instinct.\u003cbr\u003eI grinned. “I can imagine a lot reasons to call it inappropriate,” I informed her. “Not the least of which is that you were wearing panties when you did that. Don’t you know you’re supposed to go commando?”\u003cbr\u003eJade’s grin turned into a smirk. “Lock the door, stud. This is going to get interesting.”\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ken Haramiru","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47071884378352,"sku":"2940044312982","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940044312982_p0.jpg?v=1763661814","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940044312982","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}