{"product_id":"2940044482739","title":"The Sex Lives of Misfits","description":"\u003cp\u003eI've been a bartender for more than thirty years in Norway, England, Dominican Republic, the U.S, and on various planets in the Milky Way galaxy. Before that, I was employed on various cruise lines, cut meat at a slaughter factory, worked as a newspaper boy, a petrol pump attendant, a waiter, a fluffer for the porn industry, and worked for several mentally insane restaurant \u0026amp; bar owners--some from outside our solar system. I began writing as a release valve from the insanity of bartending and watching people sit at the bar and speak to their pets in baby talk. My writings have been a source of mild amusement for family, friends, and customers too lazy to walk down the street and purchase a newspaper. I've also written for mentally challenged friends, fellow slackers, and compulsive losers seeking help in securing employment through fabricating tall tales on their resumes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou can find out more about me by visiting me in jail, or from watching America's Dumbest Criminals TV show.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBartending and mowing grass is what I do for a living, but it’s not who I am.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrank\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Frank Genao","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47074824683760,"sku":"2940044482739","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940044482739_p0.jpg?v=1763664178","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940044482739","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}