{"product_id":"2940044511309","title":"I Don't Wanna Be an Orange Anymore","description":"\u003cp\u003eGrowing up in the fictional town of Meadowview, young Willie Watson objects to being required to play the part of an orange in the school play when he is nine and in the fourth grade. But that's just the beginning of his problems. As he continues through elementary school, Willie has to deal with the town bully; Christmas with his relatives; the death of a schoolmate; the loss of his girlfriend; the theft of a fountain pen; his broken eyeglasses, and much more.\u003cbr\u003eIncluded in this book are such chapters as \"There Is No Santa Claus,\" \"Oh Captain, My Captain,\" \"The Dog in the Rhinestone Collar,\" \"A Bird's Just a Bird,\" and \"Hey Brucie, Your Sister Wears Long Underwear.\"\u003cbr\u003eReaders will enjoy these humorous and often touching descriptions of a young boy's experiences as he grows up in a small town many years ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hank Kellner","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47077734744304,"sku":"2940044511309","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940044511309_p0.jpg?v=1763961932","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940044511309","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}