{"product_id":"2940044750708","title":"I, Stammer (In Disbelief)","description":"\u003cp\u003eIncredulous bus driver Harold Stammer doesn't believe in a lot of things: life after death, safety warnings, and intelligent women, to name a few. People keep trying to tell him otherwise but he doesn't believe them. And when decides to go into a dangerous neighborhood to pick up a free kitten off of Craigslist against friends' advice, what could possibly go wrong?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis hysterically funny work of dark humor\/horror takes on the \"Too Dumb To Live\" horror trope from the first person perspective. In Harold's mind, he's a \"gosh durn genious\" and everyone else is the idiot.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA short story from the upcoming short story anthology \"Things That Go Bump in Your Head\" by horror writer Sumiko Saulson.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Iconoclast Productions","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47067232174320,"sku":"2940044750708","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940044750708_p0.jpg?v=1763667542","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940044750708","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}