{"product_id":"2940044752450","title":"My Inner Goddess (Fifty Shades Parody)","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen literature student Bell-Ana Steale goes to interview the dazzlingly rich\/powerful\/handsome Christiano Gaynaldo (i.e. \"Big G\"), she encounters an Edward Cullenesque obsessive lover who she instantly desires as Her Man.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShocked yet thrilled by Gaynaldo's kinky erotic tastes, Bell-Ana's inner goddess is primally driven by the all-consuming need to be with a dominant Dark Knight who will make her feel complete. As Big G's dark secrets from the past are uncovered, Bell-Ana must decide for herself how far she's willing to go and how much she's willing to risk. Can love really conquer all?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCool, cunning, and intelligently amusing, My Inner Goddess is a devious satire that explores how far we're willing to go to answer the question.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGenre: Satire \/ Parody\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLength: 51,000 Words (novel)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* * *\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eReviews:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"A hilarious catharsis.\"\u003cbr\u003e-- Kristopher Miller, Author of The Maze’s Amulet\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Inventive, savvy, smooth and professional, with a postmodern kick.\"\u003cbr\u003e-- Matt Posner, Co-Author of Teen Guide to Sex and Relationships\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* * *\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eExcerpt:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI inhale his sexy Christiano smell.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd he brings out *that* gray tie of his that he's always wearing or has nearby...and wraps it around my neck.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRight now? my inner goddess manages to weakly mumble. Here? OK...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI watch as he pulls both ends of the tie--OMG!--tighter and tighter and tighter.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI flush. This is intense.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAuthor Bio:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJess is an author\/artist\/non-conformist who’s dedicated to writing original stories that are both meaningful and entertaining.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMost of Jess’s work is fueled by an intense drive to inspire others to favor social\/spiritual values over shallow values. Visit her website for free samples and more!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jess C Scott","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47074840314096,"sku":"2940044752450","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940044752450_p0.jpg?v=1763667370","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940044752450","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}