{"product_id":"2940044778405","title":"My Life as an Earthworm","description":"\u003cp\u003eThere are three things I'm sure about:\u003cbr\u003e1) I don't belong in a frozen lake wearing nothing but a Speedo.\u003cbr\u003e2) Everybody wants to fit in somewhere – even if it's with crazy people.\u003cbr\u003e3) Holding a bake sale might sound like a ridiculous waste of time, but it's better than staying in a crappy motel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy name is John Regan, and those are a few of the things I learned when I was in seventh grade. It was a weird year, starting when my dad got a new job and we had to move to Chicago. I expected to be a friendless, pathetic earthworm at my new school, leaving slime trails in the hall for more popular kids to slip on. But I didn't expect that my bizarre grandmother would move in, a creepy kid would stalk my house, my teacher would be a vampire, and the girl I'd have a crush on would act like boys are the enemy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut what I really never expected was that it would be a blast.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"K. Osborn Sullivan","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47074897985776,"sku":"2940044778405","price":1.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940044778405_p0.jpg?v=1763965327","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940044778405","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}