{"product_id":"2940044851863","title":"Clint Faraday Collection Ten","description":"\u003cp\u003ecol 10\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLive the Easy Way - Die the Hard Way\u003cbr\u003eA friend remarks that a local ladrone who is living it up with the putas and booze sure has an easy life! Clint says that people like him who live an easy life usually die a hard death.\u003cbr\u003eThen the ladrone is found tortured to death.\u003cbr\u003eWhat was behind it?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA Smidgen of Murder\u003cbr\u003e“A generous dollop of fresh creamery butter, a touch of mild curry, a teaspoon of nice fresh basil from my own garden, a little salt, a dash of black pepper, and a taste of culantro!\u003cbr\u003e“Bake for thirty five minutes at three seventy five. Chill, and add a smidgen of murder! Serve over curried chilled cheese pasta.\u003cbr\u003e“Are you going away, with no word of farewell?\u003cbr\u003e“Time to get dressed! I do want to look good for this!”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDead Aunts\u003cbr\u003eClint is visiting friends in Culantro on his way to Quebrada Tula when Rigo, a student at the university, says his only problem lately is dead aunts. He is practicing English. Clint asks what could be the problem with dead ants? Sweep them out.\u003cbr\u003e“What killed them? Poison?”\u003cbr\u003eJuan says they were all strangled.\u003cbr\u003e“How do you strangle and ant?” Clint asked, then added, “Oh, shit!”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA Bloody Shame\u003cbr\u003eThe regular group sitting in The Golden Grill are discussing the way a local con man had stolen the life savings of a resident from England. They are talking about how the corrupt court system will let him get away with it.\u003cbr\u003eRoland Eggars, himself a Britisher, says the way those people were able to manipulate the judges and police was a bloody shame. Sooner or later someone would come along and put an end to some of their practices.\u003cbr\u003eIt was sooner. Someone was chopping the corrupt officials up with a machete.\u003cbr\u003eDid Clint really want to solve this one?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CD Moulton","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47109834014960,"sku":"2940044851863","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940044851863_p0.jpg?v=1763669052","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940044851863","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}