{"product_id":"2940045190138","title":"If it Pleases the Court","description":"\u003cp\u003eHelen Hill is a sharp young attorney, a woman in a man's world who has always taken a somewhat theatrical approach to ruthlessly winning her cases. There is no length too far for Helen to go to in order to win, to hurdle she can't leap and nothing too big for her to use to sway a jury or a judge.\u003cbr\u003eFor her current case, she has gone much further than most would ever suspect, and had a minor surgical procedure that will result in major benefits not just for the case but for many cases down the road.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHelen is the proud new recipient of Pump-ems, the latest and greatest in adjustable female enhancement. With Pump-ems, Helen Hill can have breasts whatever size she deems necessary to distract an opposing attorney, to prove her case, or simply to win favor with a judge.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOperated by remote, she can enhance herself as easy as changing channels on TV, but there's only one little thing Helen never counted on. The changes have a striking effect on her arousal, turning her on to extremes that may just cause more distraction for herself than anyone else in the courtroom.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the sexual harassment case she has against Mitchell Mathers, owner of Melons Restaurant, Helen Hill is all set to adjust accordingly throughout the day, to have the defendant so tongue tied and distracted his leering lecherous ways will be perfectly clear to the judge.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEverything works as planned until Helen finds that she's slowly becoming more and more focused on the sex in her harassment case than the final verdict. Her brilliant legal mind is diminishing as rapidly as the cup sizes are swelling in her expensive suit and when the judge calls both her and the defendant to his chambers, Helen Hill might just find that there are better things than simply having a man's eyes on her assets in the courtroom.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eReaders Choice Month ends despite objection, but fortunately this is one stimulating day in court.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kris Kreme","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47072128991472,"sku":"2940045190138","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940045190138_p0.jpg?v=1763674875","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940045190138","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}