{"product_id":"2940045225601","title":"It Is Better To Marry Than To Burn","description":"\u003cp\u003eIn a world where some people still think it's a good idea to take vows of poverty, chastity and obedience to a religious order (hint: this world), one man must come to terms with the consequences of wanting to have the cake he promised never to eat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is Better to Marry than to Burn is a story of infatuation, of secrets kept and secrets spilled, of lifelong vows standing in the way of momentary gratification.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is also a story of prayers that would be best unanswered, a most incompetent detective, and a dog who would give his life for a tennis ball.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis book is sacred and dirty and funny and sad, and as such may not be suitable for staunch atheists, religious fundamentalists, or the pure of heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Michael Flaherty","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47176760590576,"sku":"2940045225601","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940045225601_p0.jpg?v=1763971181","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940045225601","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}