{"product_id":"2940045558501","title":"The Klumps Mysteries: Season One (Episodes 1 through 7)","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhy watch TV when you can read the first seven episodes of The Klumps Mysteries, Season One?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Klumps Mysteries centers on a bumbling small town police force, led by inebriated, over educated, but not too smart Commissioner Don Mettler-Klump.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey like to eat. They like to sleep. Sometimes their guns fire for no apparent reason. And every once in a while they find a crime that needs solving. They're the Klumps! Murder, theft, missing pets, food poisoning. It's all in a day's work.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEpisode One – “Murder at the Diner”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen a body is found behind a diner, inexperienced and hard drinking Police Commissioner Don Klump has his first murder case. He and his team explore the treacherous underbelly of the town.\u003cbr\u003eIs it the dog walker? The victim's girlfriend? Or someone even closer to him?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEpisode Two – “The Painting”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen a painting disappears from a local museum, an inebriated Don Klump makes finding it a department priority. The investigation takes an ominous turn when someone kills the curator.\u003cbr\u003eWho stole the painting? Why? The Klumps brave the seedy world of art to find out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEpisode Three – “The Mole”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA suspect is murdered and evidence goes missing. A cop car is damaged. Worst of all, the Klumps suspect one of their own is responsible.\u003cbr\u003eIs it the forensics assistant? The reporter who is hellbent on bringing down the department? And who is the mysterious woman pulling the strings?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEpisode Four – “The Warehouse”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDeputy Commissioner Libby Klump makes a gruesome discovery while looking for a lost pet. Meanwhile, Don Klump and the rest of the police department hunt for a killer nurse after the Medical Examiner discovers that poison played a role in a disgraced officer's death. They continue investigating the mole. Don and Libby can't help thinking that these and their prior cases are related.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEpisode Five – “Counting the Bodies”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe warehouse investigation continues.\u003cbr\u003eWith the crime rate rising faster than gas prices, the Klumps face off with the Town Council about the police budget. Deputy Chalmers must brave Methton alone while ghost-fearing Tom is put in charge of exhuming the body of a suspected murder victim.\u003cbr\u003eMeanwhile, time runs short for two small girls.\u003cbr\u003eWhat can possibly go wrong?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEpisode Six – “Travis and Chester”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe warehouse investigation hits a snag when the detectives discover the Medical Examiner might be involved.\u003cbr\u003eIn the meantime, Don Klump and his team race to find Travis Quinton, prime suspect in two murders and child kidnapping.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEpisode Seven – “Follow the Scent”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLibby takes charge of the police department as evidence is destroyed. Her husband and Commissioner is missing and may have been abducted, unless he's lying drunk in a ditch somewhere or with another woman. He better not be.\u003cbr\u003eDeputies Lucus and Tom close in on the Ice Queen when they discover the identity of her right hand man.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEpisode Eight – “Revelations” COMING January 21, 2014\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe final episode of Season One. Many loose ends are tied, while some are inadvertently (or on purpose???) unraveled. Meh, whatchyou gonna do?\u003cbr\u003eLibby Klump faces off with the Town Council while an assassin lies in wait.\u003cbr\u003eThe police department scrambles to find their chief before it's too late.\u003cbr\u003eDon Klump has a battle of wits with his captor.\u003cbr\u003eOh dear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kidneymountain Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47072207569136,"sku":"2940045558501","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940045558501_p0.jpg?v=1763975563","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940045558501","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}