{"product_id":"2940045669511","title":"The Day The World Fell Out Of My Bottom","description":"\u003cp\u003eBang!\u003cbr\u003eBang!\u003cbr\u003eBang!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe blows came in hard and sure, and each one found its mark. I was immediately left reeling, dazed, confused and nauseated.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis was September 1989 and I was sitting in Northampton General Hospital in a Doctor’s office. I had just been told that I had Non-Hodgkin Lymphoma, a type of cancer, and that it was in its final stage: stage four, that there was not a lot they could do for me and that I might only live for another five years.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI was twenty five years old.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Doctor’s delivery of the news was brutal and without compassion. I was summarily dismissed and told to expect a letter in the post. To the Doctor I was just another statistic on a medical chart. Twenty-three years later I’m still a statistic on a medical chart and a great big anomaly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI don’t know how I got home that day. All I know is that this is my story – and my name is Norman Will.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Norman Will","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47067539570928,"sku":"2940045669511","price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940045669511_p0.jpg?v=1763976900","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940045669511","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}