{"product_id":"2940045749770","title":"Dirty Derby Dames","description":"\u003cp\u003eRoller derby queens need sex, too...and they're gonna get it in this hot action-packed story!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e~~~~~\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTwo hours later they sat on the sidelines, panting and happy. They'd won the match and a hell of a match it was.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Bitch elbowed me in the tit,\" groaned Faye as she rubbed the burgeoning bruise.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"You'll be fine, pansy,\" said Elaine giving the spot a playful smack.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Hsss-ah! That hurt, ass. Love you.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Ha ha ha! Love you too. So where's the after party?\" Asked Elaine, peeling a malodorous pad off her knee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"McLaren's. Judy got us all a discount.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Good, good,\" replied Elaine, texting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Who are you talking to?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Just sending the info to a few people,\" she replied blankly. \"You know who you should be talking to, right?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Oh, shut up Elaine. I could damn near be his mother,\" griped Faye. This had to have been about the fifteenth time Elaine had brought this up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"C'mon Faye. He's had the hots for you for ages now plus he's gorgeous!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Yes he's man-pretty, but seriously, it would never work out between the two of us,\" grumbled Faye, pulling off elbow guard.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Who said anything about a long term relationship? Im saying have some fun, drink a few beers, and ride him like you're gonna break him. You've gone too long without gettin' any.\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Boruma Publishing, LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47176474165488,"sku":"2940045749770","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940045749770_p0.jpg?v=1763682899","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940045749770","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}