{"product_id":"2940045803564","title":"Mouth Open Story Fell Out: Cynical Rants Of A Singleton","description":"\u003cp\u003eRunning on nothing but a busted heart, a potty mouth and the blinking cursor on a screen, Shem uses her latest breakup and a laptop as free therapy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter unexpectedly being inducted into the hall of singledom by her closeted girlfriend (the girl she probably should never have fallen for) and urged by a friend to stop crying and start writing, Shem takes to penning the do’s and don’ts of trying to move on from an ex but still failing miserably. This short non-fiction narrative presents a collection of rambling romantic faux pas backed up with zero scientific research, just outlandish statements!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Recently I read a quote by American musician Frank Ocean, which said: ‘If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously, punch them in the face, and go get ice cream.’ I instantly fell in love with this, as it captured exactly how I felt after the self-pity and dramatic wailing had subsided.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePacked with hilariously tragic pearls of wisdom and self-inflicted drama, this short compilation of writing is an insight into the life of a single girl and the brain burps of all things love related. Mouth Open Story Fell Out: Cynical Rants of a Singleton simply offers a little heads up when trying to navigate the minefield that is the single life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shem Douglas","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47108332355824,"sku":"2940045803564","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940045803564_p0.jpg?v=1763979861","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940045803564","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}