{"product_id":"2940045811019","title":"Triangulum Stain: Attack of the Replicating Alien Dildos","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe government is on the scene. MIBs have been dispatched. Freak Force Five is on its way in a supersonic jet. Why? There is an agent in the air from a capsule returning from space. It is an extraterrestrial agent that gets into men’s liquid. That's right. When a man ejaculates he creates a monster. Today, in Beaver Lick, Arizona, when a man finishes, he falls into a deep sleep and the liquid stain turns into an living, moving silicone-made sentient Alien Dildo that preys on young women so they can asexually reproduce. Triangulum Stain is a story about how a team of scientists created long before this agent lands in Arizona to stop just such an outbreak, a few civilians who found themselves in the wrong place at the wrong time, and some super-trained female Women in Black, each with a peculiar and amazing skill, try to stop this erotic alien takeover of Earth. Will they survive or will they all be sexed to death? Finding out is a fun thrill-ride.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe story is Michael Crichton meets Mika Tan. It is the new one from Moctezuma Johnson.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Girls Carrying Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47067548287216,"sku":"2940045811019","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940045811019_p0.jpg?v=1763979888","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940045811019","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}