{"product_id":"2940045837989","title":"Dumb White Husband vs. The Grocery Store","description":"\u003cbr\u003e John is a dumb white husband. That is to say that he loves and cares for his family, is successful in his career, popular around the neighborhood, can dress himself (often without injury) and is capable of reasonable thought. Demographically, however, he functions like a 4-year-old that can't quite master the intricacies of the potty.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e It isn't his fault. He studied hard and got a college degree. He works hard and earns a comfortable living. But, like all other dumb white husbands, he leads a dual life; competent member of society by day, helpless male by night, weekends and holidays.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e He has served for years as the nervous legal department-approved foil of commercials, TV and movies. And, for this service, we thank him. No one has ever cared to look inside the mind of the dumb white husband - probably for a fear of what we might find - but, if we took a minute to consider it, we may see that he's not as dumb as we all think. But, he probably is.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e In this adventure, Dumb White Husband goes to the grocery store.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Also included in the collected edition The Big Book of Dumb White Husband including the stories: Dumb White Husband vs. The Grocery Store, vs. Halloween, vs. Santa, vs. The Tooth Fairy and for President.","brand":"Benjamin Wallace","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47122127552752,"sku":"2940045837989","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940045837989_p0.jpg?v=1769890719","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940045837989","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}