{"product_id":"2940045848299","title":"Louis Hates Valentine's Day","description":"\u003cp\u003eOriginally published in It's Raining Men anthology February 2013\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLouis hates Valentine's Day. He hates it with a passion he reserves for Marmite and footballers' wives. Louis is also a florist and Valentine's Day is his nemesis, turning his fingers into pin-cushions to make bouquets for men who give red roses to their wives and then ignore them for the rest of year.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLouis hates Valentine's Day. No one gives him flowers. The only customer he likes is Arnie who buys a new bouquet every week. Arnie gives Louis a chance to explore his love of floriography; the language of flowers. It never occurs to Louis that maybe he isn't listening to what Arnie is trying to say.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sue Brown","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47078289801456,"sku":"2940045848299","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940045848299_p0.jpg?v=1763684063","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940045848299","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}