{"product_id":"2940045861465","title":"Happy Curse of the Huli Jing","description":"\u003cp\u003eDrew's off to a meeting in another city. He'll be gone for days. Why not get a little goodbye present for his beautiful, sexy wife before he goes? Adventuring into China Town for something exotic, he comes across something magical that totally blows him away. The Huli Jing Toy. He must have it at any cost! But when his wife, Erin, opens the gift, she's more than a little disappointed. It's exactly the kind of thing she does NOT want.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDespite her objections, after only a day, she's tempted. She takes the toy out and experiences an unexpected pleasure. But then she finds the verbal commands and discovers this magical device is really something special.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eErotica\u003cbr\u003e5600 words\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eExcerpt\u003cbr\u003e“Priss!” she exclaimed into the cell. “You’ll never guess what Drew got me for a present yesterday. A @@@@@. ... Yeah. ... Well, I wasn’t going to try it. You know how I feel about that sort of thing. But I woke up this morning with the most intense feelings. I couldn’t help myself. ... Yes. ... Yes. ... It was great. ... Oh, I know. I’m so embarrassed now. I gave Drew so much grief before he left. ... Yeah. And the weirdest thing. It came with these instructions. Like commands. Like Huli Jing my @@@@@. What’s that supposed to mean? ... I know, I don’t get it either. ... Oh, he’s there? Ok, I’ll let you go. ... Talk to you later. Bye.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJessica hung up the phone. She turned around and jumped in fright. The ivory @@@@@ was calmly sailing through the air straight towards her!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tina Bell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47175260012784,"sku":"2940045861465","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940045861465_p0.jpg?v=1763684199","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940045861465","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}