{"product_id":"2940045946568","title":"Megan's Diary: Volume 2","description":"\u003cp\u003eDear diary it's me... Megan. But you know that right... right?? Um, so anyway... This has been a very... \"interesting\" week for me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFirst I had Brian... PROPOSE to me before shooting a big load up into my tender area. THANK GOD that he didn't knock me up...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ebut now the problem is that I'm running out of excuses to avoid seeing him, I don't know how long he'll keep believing that I have a really bad case of super contagious crotch flu... I mean I know that we're engaged but I'm kinda just hoping that if I don't see him\u003cbr\u003efor long enough that maybe he'll get the hint and.. like go away and stuff. But this seems unlikely...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI REALLY don't want to marry Brian, he's a bag boy with like no future and he wants to be with me and touch me and... I only started dating him cus he has nice hair but now he's taking this too seriously for my tastes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Emily Dickinson","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47110575390960,"sku":"2940045946568","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940045946568_p0.jpg?v=1763982474","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940045946568","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}