{"product_id":"2940045963398","title":"The Puppy Tales -or- It's a Dog's Life -or2- How I Survive, Knowing Almost Half of My Pets Can Probably Beat Me at Chess","description":"\u003cp\u003eStar: (the Evil Genius) \"Open up the book! Our front ends are much cuter!\"\u003cbr\u003eNova: (the Princess) \"Mine is, anyway.\"\u003cbr\u003eLoki: (the Stud Muffin) \"Umm...\"\u003cbr\u003eNova: \"Put a leash on it Pee-Wee!\"\u003cbr\u003eLoki: \"Not so small!\"\u003cbr\u003eMe: (the Author) \"Okay, puppies. Why don't you guys save it for the inside of the book?\"\u003cbr\u003eStar: (stating matter-of-factly) \"They might as well. ...It don't get any better than this.\"\u003cbr\u003eAnnie: (the Psycho-herder that adores me) \"Yes, it does! Dad writes real good!\"\u003cbr\u003eNova: (who must always argue with Annie, regardless) \"No, he doesn't.\"\u003cbr\u003eCody: (correcting Annie's grammar ...because she can ...and will) \"Real well.\"\u003cbr\u003eNova: (because ...well ...just because) \"Not that either.\"\u003cbr\u003eMe: (applying Puppy Politics and opening the back door) \"Puppies go out.\"\u003cbr\u003ePuppies: (the pack heads out into the back yard to run or argue, or whatever)\u003cbr\u003eYah. So. ...that's kinda how it goes. This is a book about my pack of pups - Border Collies and Shetland Sheepdogs, and a Golden Retriever. ...three of the top six breeds on the Dog IQ chart, and how I survive knowing that most of them are smarter than I am.\u003cbr\u003eCody: \"I prefer the term Canine Person. ...Mother let us back in through the other door.\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"RC Miller","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47075293331696,"sku":"2940045963398","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940045963398_p0.jpg?v=1763686547","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940045963398","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}