{"product_id":"2940045977470","title":"Diary Entry of Jennifer","description":"\u003cp\u003eMy name is Jennifer and I had just been accepted into the Ivy League and was more than ready to take on the world! I stood there looking at my new dorm room, which was slightly bigger than I thought, wondering where I should put my things and what sort of roommate I would get. SO exciting!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Let's get started!” I anxiously said to myself as I started unpacking all my junk that I brought from home. Clothing, check. Books, check. Toothbrush, check. Picture of grandpa when he was a nudist rodeo clown bull wrestler that always inspires me to succeed above and beyond my family, CHECK! Perfect.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Knock knock, what are you doing in my dorm?” I suddenly heard a voice from behind me say.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI turned around and jumped startled a bit when I saw the girl standing by the door, I don't startle easily but this girl had a somewhat terrifying appearance. She had really dark hair with some really pale skin, all Gothic and stuff. She looked like she had gotten drunk and had a threeway with the Devil and the Grim Reaper in a dark alley behind a Spencer's Gifts shop in the seedy part of town at midnight during a full moon.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"This... this is my dorm too. Are you my roommate?” I asked nervously. Something about her... spooked me a bit. I had seen Goth girls before and know how they act and dress but this one seemed different... more evil in a more real and less fashion style kind of way.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Uh duh...” she rolled her eyes at me before walking into the room and heading to the fridge. \"Do we have food?” she asked me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Um... probably not, we just got here. First day of college and what not, right?” I chuckled awkwardly. \"Boooring!” she groaned before closing the fridge door and walking over to me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Emily Dickinson","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47078372606192,"sku":"2940045977470","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940045977470_p0.jpg?v=1763982338","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940045977470","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}