{"product_id":"2940045990127","title":"Out of Texas 3: Remember the Aloe, Moe","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe gaunt-faced grappler begins the six-week Easter season by entering a tournament to crown a new STW champion. Along the way, he must also wrestle with the question of which of two women he truly loves.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e1. J O’Wolf\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProfessor Isaac Hugo, inspired by an Ed Wood movie, investigates J’s past by probing his ancestral memory—only to hear a “Fractured Fairy Tale” in which J rescues a Princess from an evil wizard and subsequently learns why apples are red. Musical cues provided by Derek and the Dominoes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2. Remember the Aloe, Moe\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA tribute to British rock group Procol Harum and actor George Zucco: STW promoter Gordon Paul launches a tournament to crown a new champion. As J prepares for his first round fight, the Viking Mummy from Outer Space, in the mosquito-like form of a tiny girl named Josie, turns up in his locker room. Together she and J, along with a potted aloe plant, thwart Sister Sludge’s plot to take over a small town using a mind-controlling bug spray known as ODOR. All this as J tries to get back in time for his match.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e3. J O’Wolf’s 115th Dream\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBob Dylan provides the music for Isaac Hugo’s second experiment, in which J returns to the days of the Old West and once again rescues the Princess—this time from the World Rustling Federation—and lays the groundwork for the country music industry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e4. E’came, Esau, E’conquered\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eVirginia Wolfe Meets Prince when, following a “Mrs. Dalloway” inspired opening covering Round Two of the STW tournament, J, Jon Raas, and Melagris attend a séance. A bit of hanky-panky ensues, although not to the satisfaction of everyone involved.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e5. Son of J O’Wolf\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIsaac Hugo hears yet another version of how J rescued the Princess and came to marry her—after which he decides to pursue other ventures. George Thorogood provides an appropriate set of drinking songs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"James Hold","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47083246289136,"sku":"2940045990127","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940045990127_p0.jpg?v=1763686490","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940045990127","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}