{"product_id":"2940046103342","title":"Best Joke Book: Volume Two","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe second Best Joke Book contains hundreds more fantastically funny jokes, plain and ribald … culled from a joke-bank that has taken half a lifetime to assemble. Most of the jokes are a quarter to half a page long. They are interleaved with a wide selection of shorter jokes and one-liners ... such as ' Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue' and ' My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying' ... ideal attention grabbers in a pub or at a late night get-together. A word of caution, however: some of these jokes are extremely funny and you could be knocked out just by reading them … remember, though, if you wake up breathing, you’ll have been given another chance.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Paul D Kennedy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47067673723120,"sku":"2940046103342","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940046103342_p0.jpg?v=1763688743","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940046103342","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}