{"product_id":"2940046138818","title":"Short Scripts Collection One: Thirteen Short, Original Screenplays","description":"\u003cp\u003eThirteen wacky, original, short screenplays:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTHE END: This script for a five-second film (and the film produced from it) is the most violent film script EVER, as measured by a number of deaths to film length ratio!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA PERFECT WORLD: The NSA has nothing on you, your Boss, and your boogers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCHERISH THE BACON: Cherish it, Jimmy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGREATER MINDS: With whom do our post-apocalyptic discoverers sympathize, and are they indeed superior?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIN THE FOUL SACRILIGE OF THY OATH: Santa?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTIME TRAVEL MOUTH: What?!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFLAVOR ARCHEOLOGY What??!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTHE FOOD TRILOGY, EPISODE I: TACO: Paulo believes that song may alter the menu.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTHE FOOD TRILOGY, EPISODE II: HAMBURGER: Ethan also believes that song may alter the menu.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAPPLICANT TO HELL: An anonymous victim of Hell's lower echelons examines the contract more closely.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTHE OTHER: What???!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTHE CRIME OF PASSION: What results when the Traveler introduces Beethoven to music from beyond his\u003cbr\u003etime?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTHE DARK LORD SINGS, EPISODE I: THE SWIPED AIRS: Darth Sonar discovers and recites the secret lyrics to the STAR WARS saga.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Richard Alexander Hall","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47075124674800,"sku":"2940046138818","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940046138818_p0.jpg?v=1763689231","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940046138818","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}