{"product_id":"2940046162882","title":"Apprenticeship With A Vampire","description":"\u003cp\u003eWill Anyone Survive The Interview?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen Nathaniel declares that he needs an heir to carry on his vampire line, his ever-patient housekeeper Deidre turns to the most logical source...Craigslist. Too bad the ghosts of the house treat each candidate like a Christmas present come early. After yet another candidate flees with urine-stained pants, Deidre wonders if anyone can make it through her boss's horrifying interview process.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs Deidre works to squish the latest crop of mutant cockroaches scurrying around the haunted mansion and keep the house zombie from losing his fingers...again, another complication springs up. Jude Cross, Monster Hunter Extraordinaire, is on the trail of Big Foot. Cross won't rest until he captures the world's most elusive monster...who happens to be one of Deidre's favorite bingo buddies.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDeidre tries to warn Rick, (a.k.a. Big Foot), but will it be enough? Can this flummoxed housekeeper find an apprentice for her impossible boss, turn her friendship with a hunky werefrog into something more, and keep Big Foot safe? A little perseverance goes a long way!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJoin Deidre, Drew, Nathaniel, and her growing cast of friends for APPRENTICESHIP WITH A VAMPIRE, a hilarious novella that strengthens everything you already love about THE VAMPIRE'S HOUSEKEEPER CHRONICLES series. J. Bennett masters the irreverent humor that has made the previous stories in this series so enjoyable while also providing nuance beyond the laughs. Watch Deidre and Nathaniel's story grow in new ways in this tightly-paced and witty novella.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eReader's Love Deidre and Nathaniel:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u0026gt; \"A very funny short story that gives reading about vampires a delightful and refreshing twist.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u0026gt; \"Although undead, Nathanial is a fresh take on the genre, and the Chronicles are quite enjoyable.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u0026gt; \"I would recommend this short story to anybody who is tired of chick-lit vampires and appreciates a large amount of wry sarcasm.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u0026gt; \"How much fun is this? Well lots actually.\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"J Bennett","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47161043091696,"sku":"2940046162882","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940046162882_p0.jpg?v=1763689484","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940046162882","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}