{"product_id":"2940046179903","title":"Eat, Drink, and Do Mary","description":"\u003cp\u003eAnyone working at Byron Media Firm could tell you just how much of a bitch Mary Pate was, though unfortunately not just anyone can do much to change that fact.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe daughter of Byron Pate, head of the company, Mary Pate is a contradiction. Eighteen, gorgeous, brunette, and that's where the positives end and the negatives begin. Where her looks will turn a head, her words and attitude might turn a stomach. As with most entitled girls, no one has the nerve to speak their minds or set Mary straight.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt least no one does until Stacy, Byron's personal secretary for many years decides to quit. It isn't as though Stacy ever needed her secretarial job, her husband making plenty of money as a biochemist in food additives. The job was simply a way of passing the time and feeling useful, but Mary Pate changed any enjoyment Stacy ever found in such a position.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStacy has a plan for her final day though, a plan where everything has come together just right. Using special additives her husband provided, she will change young Mary's position with the company forever and show everyone just what sort of bitch she is.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMary always sits in on the board meetings and now that her dad is out of the country on business, today's board meeting is going to be stiff as a board and leaving the girl in no way bored. After some additives originally intended to promote aggressive breeding in livestock are slipped into Mary Pate's croissant, the unsuspecting girl heads into the conference room where the men have been drinking their coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis coffee has a special additive as well, one which stimulates virility and unmatched stamina for males, leaving them largely ruled by that one part of their brain which brings all eyes to Mary.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt the end of the day, Stacy may have left a job opening behind, but the openings most men in the company are interested in will be Mary Pate's and they will all get a chance at ensuring those openings are properly filled.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kris Kreme","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47182090273008,"sku":"2940046179903","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940046179903_p0.jpg?v=1763689693","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940046179903","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}