{"product_id":"2940046218152","title":"No Thanks, Mommy, I Peed Yesterday","description":"\u003cp\u003eDo you have kids? Do you sometimes want to send them to their bedroom until puberty? And other times, do you want to hug them until they burst?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat about those moments when they say something so innocent and incredibly cute or hilarious that you wish you had a pen and paper so you could remember it?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWell, that’s exactly what I did. My children have given my husband and I so many gifts, but the most precious has been laughter. I made a record of each funny or cute thing that they said since the moment they could speak.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt’s all here in this short yet unforgettable ‘Kids Say The Darndest Things’ style memoir.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo thanks, Mommy, I peed yesterday is a witty, side-splittingly funny comedy that can be enjoyed by both young and old.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe humorous comments, explanations, and kid-thoughts will stay with you for years to come!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sandy Appleyard","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47072430326000,"sku":"2940046218152","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940046218152_p0.jpg?v=1764000399","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940046218152","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}