{"product_id":"2940046364293","title":"The Opinionated Old Cow: Ruminations from the Field","description":"\u003cp\u003eAfter a lifetime of enforced diplomatic conduct, Alena Schram has begun venting her opinions on subjects dear to the dicky hearts of baby boomers: from the perils of Facebook, the annoying tendencies of husbands who co-shop, and the defective rearing of grandchildren, to sports cars for the menopausal, bras that winch, and chin hairs with minds of their own. The Opinionated Old Cow: Ruminations from the Field is a frivolous yet affectionate observation of life from the standpoint of a seen-it-all, done-it-all, and know-it-all, sexagenarian.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdvance Praise for The Opinionated Old Cow\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Hmmm … I guess you can tell them about that…”\u003cbr\u003e– John, husband\u003cbr\u003e“Honestly, Mum, MUST you?!”\u003cbr\u003e– Elizabeth, daughter\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“My life’s an open book ... well, not THAT open!”\u003cbr\u003e– Katherine, daughter\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“I’ve found you a lovely Home, Ma. It’s in North Dakota, but close to the Canadian border.”\u003cbr\u003e– Peter, son\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“‘Shrek-sized bras?’ Really? And you call yourself a friend?”\u003cbr\u003e– Janet (“Ready for Anything”), ex-friend\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“I’ll have you know I do NOT use Botox! And I’ll thank you not to imply otherwise!”\u003cbr\u003e– Ava (“Wattles in the Wind”), current enemy\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Alena Schram","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47078572622064,"sku":"2940046364293","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940046364293_p0.jpg?v=1763690900","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940046364293","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}