{"product_id":"2940046462968","title":"Unos Marranos + Una Víbora = Romance","description":"\u003cp\u003eA novel stuffed with fun, animals, people, food, uncertainty, conflict but with a happy ending. It is carnitas for the soul. And brain.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe story starts with two (2) out of order romances caused by a bunch of smelly pigs and a rattlesnake with a rotten disposition. The sad story then evolves into a grand effort to save Chicano cupid's reputation. The attempt is made by a pudgy primo assisted by a skinny uncle who really isn't anyone's uncle but hangs around anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA tía with the temperament of a dragon with heartburn also becomes involved.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe story swings from East Los Angeles to Pacific Palisades to Pico Rivera to East L.A. then back to Pacific Palisades. The path is well-marked, don't worry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn between all this, enter one dark and cold beach, plenty of feasting (like chorizo, ham, turkey sausage, panela, pizza, salsa and orange soda, food like that), a whole bunch of senior folks, two parties (one of them, a Halloween one), an agitated and passionate Méjicano gardener, and one frog, domestic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e(I tried to fit more people and animals into the story, but it was becoming a 900-page Russian novel.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn the end, this is a story of high-sea adventure, fiery love, treacherous animals confronting treacherous people, bodies flying, heroic battles, a grand baile leading to coldblooded maneuvers and catastrophic events, all which guarantee a lot of action and stuff—if you hold your E-book at a certain angle.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tommy Villalobos","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47075173466352,"sku":"2940046462968","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940046462968_p0.jpg?v=1764001459","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940046462968","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}