{"product_id":"2940046487183","title":"My Math Teacher is a Vampire","description":"\u003cp\u003eBook 2 of 'The Stewards of Light' series, and sequel to 'My Science Teacher is a Wizard.' Blake Drywater and his fellow unfortunate students at Millard Fillmore Middle School once more find themselves facing an unexpected creature in one of their classes. Because of a sudden 'neck disorder' suffered by their math teacher, Blake and his classmates receive a chilling substitute. His name is Mr. Coagulate, who has a strange fascination with blood and dreams.\u003cbr\u003eMeanwhile Blake's former science teacher, Mr. Marlin, uses his wizard skills to annoyingly turn himself into objects in Blake's classroom--objects that talk to Blake, but which no one else can hear. Mr. Marlin warns Blake that his substitute math teacher is actually a vampire, determined to enslave Blake and use him as an unwilling warrior in the battlefield of vampire nightmares. And in spite of Blake's best efforts to stay out of such a horrible place, he unwillingly finds himself in the midst of the vampire battle one night, where he learns that nothing ever works out the way it should.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Duane L. Ostler","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47148737265904,"sku":"2940046487183","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940046487183_p0.jpg?v=1763694173","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940046487183","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}